Let’s talk about S-E…wait, that’s not how you spell Overwatch…

You do realise that playing a game character doesn’t turn you into that character, right? You don’t magically acquire their attributes or personality. You main Winston – are you a genius ape with an arc pylon? Probably not. You main Jesse? Is it always high noon? Do you crave cigars? Wear a stetson…? Don’t lie to me, these are serious questions. Do you know where I’m going with this yet? Tracer’s gay. ‘Ew. I’m never playing her again.’ – it’s cool, she probably doesn’t want you playing with her anyway. I mean playing on her. I mean playing as her. … Continue reading Let’s talk about S-E…wait, that’s not how you spell Overwatch…

What Overwatch really needs…

I love playing Overwatch, it’s a fun and unique game. I play on console (PS4), but regularly watch twitch PC players, and wish I’d just gotten it for PC… So here’s some of the things it needs on console… You know the callout wheel? I call it the ‘chat without the chat wheel’. What we really need is some new options on that; ‘Thank you, Mei, for blocking our spawn with your ice wall. That really contributed to the team.’ ‘Yes. I can both see and hear that you need healing, but as our 3 (yes, 3) tanks have no … Continue reading What Overwatch really needs…

31 days, 31 gifts// Blue Eyes

Huh…I somehow managed to schedule the 12th’s post for the 21st…oh well. On the 12th of December, The ESC_Verse got sexy again…and yea – as usual – very image heavy. Sexy image heavy. I have this thing for blue eyes, all shades of blue eyes. I literally cannot resist a pair of beautiful blue eyes. So yea, today is basically just a bunch of photos, of really hot actors. Shallow, and fun ­čśë This is in no way a comprehensive list…it’s just a few of my personal favourites. Also…let’s play a game – if you know any/all of the below … Continue reading 31 days, 31 gifts// Blue Eyes

Sar’s ShOcktober// Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13, with a side order of Murderdolls…

Day 26. Earlier this month I mentioned Wednesday 13, well today, I’m gonna ramble and video spam you with 2 bands he’s been a part of. Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13 (or FDQ) and the Murderdolls. In my opinion, both were/are awesome bands. The music is fun, silly, loud, and generally always about either zombies, the word f**k, various horror movie characters…it’s basically just perfect Halloween party music. FDQ – They Only Wanna Eat Your Brains. This is actually my favourite track by FDQ, it’s silly, and gets stuck in your head. I find myself humming it for days … Continue reading Sar’s ShOcktober// Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13, with a side order of Murderdolls…

Sar’s ShOcktober// The Internet Is Weird

Day 24. Today’s (rather late) post, is a group effort. My brothers have decided to try traumatising me, with the random shit they watch on youtube. So yea…enjoy the random weirdness. It’s all really rather terrifying. I actually watched the South Park episode ‘Raising the Bar’, and thought the ‘Honey Boo Boo’ thing was just something that Parker & Stone had made up…how horrified I was, when my youngest brother, Chris, made me watch the actual…thing that is ‘Honey Boo Boo’. I’ve never been so scared or disgusted in my entire life D= more reasons to never have children. It’s … Continue reading Sar’s ShOcktober// The Internet Is Weird

Sar’s ShOcktober// Cockneys vs Zombies

‘You must be ‘avin a tin baarth!’ Day 21. I actually only watched this film last night, and I have to say – for a film I had no expectations of, it really did entertain me. So much so, that I will be buying it, once it’s released. It’s a horror-comedy, I like it call these types of films ‘zom-edies’ – it’s along the same lines as Shaun of the Dead, and Doghouse – both a little more tame than this film, as there’s plenty of (hilariously) severed limbs. I’m afraid my ramble does contain some ‘spoilers’ for the film. … Continue reading Sar’s ShOcktober// Cockneys vs Zombies

Sar’s ShOcktober// Some Zombie Game Modes What I Like.

Day 10. Anyone who knows me, or who has perhaps visited the ESC_Verse before, knows that I’m slightly obsessed with zombies. Which is why today, I’m gonna ramble about my favourite zombie game modes. ‘What fun!’, I hear you cheer. You will notice that games such as Left 4 Dead 1/2, etcetc are not mentioned…because they’re getting mentioned later in the month, you nosey sod! God! Let’s start with Halo’s ‘Infection’ or ‘Living Dead’ ┬áplaylists. Fast, frantic, fun! My 3 favourite f’s, actually. The point of this playlist is to either kill the survivors if you spawn as a zombie, … Continue reading Sar’s ShOcktober// Some Zombie Game Modes What I Like.