I’m not one of those…

I read an interesting (read: insulting, biased, dickish, douchey – because I’m none of the ideal things) article a few days ago. Basically, explaining what women should do/wear/behave to make themselves appear more attractive. So! We seemingly shouldn’t have chips or smudges in our nail polish manicure…ever. Which is hilarious to me, as my nails are always chipped – I use my hands, funnily enough. And when my nails are painted, they’re ridiculous colours. Sexy, matching underwear is apparently a mandatory rule. Another hilarious one. Yea…I’ll stick to my neon sports bras, tshirt bras and ‘nerdy’ boxer shorts, thanks. Knowing … Continue reading I’m not one of those…

What Overwatch really needs…

I love playing Overwatch, it’s a fun and unique game. I play on console (PS4), but regularly watch twitch PC players, and wish I’d just gotten it for PC… So here’s some of the things it needs on console… You know the callout wheel? I call it the ‘chat without the chat wheel’. What we really need is some new options on that; ‘Thank you, Mei, for blocking our spawn with your ice wall. That really contributed to the team.’ ‘Yes. I can both see and hear that you need healing, but as our 3 (yes, 3) tanks have no … Continue reading What Overwatch really needs…

31 days, 31 gifts// Trololololol-ing all the while…

On the 9th of December, The ESC_Verse had no update, as Sarah was feeling most unwell, again. Thankfully Doc Brown showed up earlier, and we gunned it to 88. It’s lucky I know all of these time travellers really, isn’t it…? Yes, Sarah, indeed it is. You can tell I’m not well, I don’t usually answer, when I ask myself questions. So yea…today…yesterday…at some point in time…is gonna be a few vids of my favourite stand-up comedians, and their (sometimes) insane ramblings =) It’s sort of become a Sarah Christmas tradition to watch loads of stand-up DVDs at Christmas, and … Continue reading 31 days, 31 gifts// Trololololol-ing all the while…

Sar’s ShOcktober// The Internet Is Weird

Day 24. Today’s (rather late) post, is a group effort. My brothers have decided to try traumatising me, with the random shit they watch on youtube. So yea…enjoy the random weirdness. It’s all really rather terrifying. I actually watched the South Park episode ‘Raising the Bar’, and thought the ‘Honey Boo Boo’ thing was just something that Parker & Stone had made up…how horrified I was, when my youngest brother, Chris, made me watch the actual…thing that is ‘Honey Boo Boo’. I’ve never been so scared or disgusted in my entire life D= more reasons to never have children. It’s … Continue reading Sar’s ShOcktober// The Internet Is Weird

Sar’s ShOcktober// House of the Dead: Overkill

  Day 9. I’m not usually a big fan of the Wii, but I admit that there are some fun games for it. Fun games, such as HotD: Overkill – the perfect party game for Halloween! It’s played out like the dodgy B-horror films I love so much. It’s quirky, weird, disturbing, hilarious, fun – what more could you want from a video game? The crackle-y soundtrack, screen flickers, giant boobed nurse zombies…it’s just hilarious. The game has some very oddball characters/enemies. Seriously…some of them are pretty disgusting. Like ‘Mother’…yea…that was a damaging experience. Oh…Jasper too, another traumatising experience. Seriously, you’ve gotten … Continue reading Sar’s ShOcktober// House of the Dead: Overkill

Sar’s ShOcktober// I walked with a zombie…

‘See you in the graveyard at midnight!‘ Day 7. ‘I Walked With A Zombie’ by Wednesday 13. It’s not deep, it’s catchy as Hell, it makes you wanna jump around, it’s fun. It’s fright-tastic. Not going into loads of detail about Mr. 13, as he features quite a bit, later in the month =) I Walked With A Zombie by Wednesday 13 Happily Ever Cadaver as, again, it’s catchy as Hell. It’s fun music, it doesn’t always have to be meaningful. Enjoy it. Kudos to the creator of the HEC video, it’s so cute xD I deny anyone who says … Continue reading Sar’s ShOcktober// I walked with a zombie…

Sar’s ShOctober// JTHM

“My delusionary Hell does not agree with yours!’ Day 5. I’ve mentioned Johnny the Homicidal Maniac before, during my ’31 days, 31 gifts’ posts. Nny is so awesome though, he deserves mentioning twice. Maybe even more. Nny is the brainchild of Jhonen Vasquez, the creator of Invader Zim *Doom doom doom do doom*, Squee! & I Feel Sick. Nny & Squee! are my personal favourites. I actually wish there were more than just the 7 issues of JtHM, Mr. Vasquez, get to it! =p I just love how damaged Johnny is, how not wacky he is, how he strives to just … Continue reading Sar’s ShOctober// JTHM